Guillotine! is Out Now. Let’s Make Some Noise.

It’s finally here. Our debut EP, Guillotine!, is officially live on Bandcamp.

We’re excited to move away from demo recordings to something that’s more polished. We recorded this entire project with nothing but Shure SM57s. Drums, bass, vocals, everything. It’s raw, it’s gritty, and it’s exactly how we wanted it to sound. This EP represents about a year of our lives and we’re proud and excited for it to finally be out.

The EP’s title, Guillotine!, is meant as a call to arms for everyone to grab their pitchforks, light some fires, dance in the streets, and get ready for a good-ol’ fashioned 1790’s style knife party! There’s too many ultra rich people running a muck, eating babies, destroying the planet and her people. There’s only 1 way to fix this… Eat The Rich! Burn It Down!

The Tracks:

"Eat The Rich": A high-energy fist-shaker, with a chorus that’s begging for audience participation and rebellion.

"Yeah, I Know": An introspective deep-dive into the complexities of familial protection and the unintended consequences of "good intentions."

This EP is just the start of our journey. We’re currently working on the modular visual rig for the live shows to make the Rhynos experience more immersive, exciting, and unforgettable.

Go grab the EP on Bandcamp, play it loud, and let us know what you think.